Sat 14 Oct 2006
The $200m Office Killer
Posted by Michael under Computing, Humour
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As much as I enjoy reading The Daily WTF, I’ve yet to come across anything quite as atrocious as the strange tale of Virtudyne. From the first article in a four-part series:
One thing led to another and Virtudyne was born. Its goal was modest: become the next Microsoft Office killer. The Founder hired his long-time colleague as the Chief Information Officer and together, they would create The Plan. It was simple: develop an internet/intranet based Office/Collaboration system that would deliver “90% of functionality that 90% of [Microsoft Office] users use.”
An avid programmer himself, the CIO knew exactly how they could accomplish this. He convinced The Founder that, with a handful of programmers helping him, he could develop a client/server Microsoft Office Killer using Visual Basic 6. And with the latest hardware available, their application could easily scale to support twenty million users using one, maybe two servers. And best of all, it would all take only six months to create.
I haven’t decided if this should be taken seriously — names are changed to protect the guilty — but, as one comment notes, the difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.




